A message to SEXIST men.

A message to all the sexist men lamentably living on this earth like parasites searching for a host so that they can harm its cerebrum invading it with their misogynist ideas and feelings until that host finally succumbs to the parasite, but some strong hosts overcome these feelings battling them out, ultimately freeing themselves of its poisonous nature. Living in a place where parasites like these dwell everywhere makes you feel somewhat agitated and at the same time makes you question their unreasonable thinking and actions. So, today I will attempt my absolute best to teach these irritating little bugs on a topic which they loathe with a passion, Women.

Before disparaging women recall that it was a woman who had the awful disappointment of pushing your little biased, anti-feminist, chauvinist body outside her own and if pushing you out wasn’t hard enough she had the dismay of realizing that her child would one day grow up to be a male supremacist asshole, but hold up the fun isn’t over for her yet, despite the fact that she knew you were most likely going to transform into a sexist irritating little parasite, regardless she remained by your side changing your filthy diapers and enduring your annoying cries. Throughout the years you grew a couple on inches, unlike your penis and brain, and you wandered into this present reality where you met parasites like yourself and instantly “hit it off”. During the time of your absence your mom would be taking care of the house and preparing your meals because that’s what women are suppose to do and after your arrival she would be subjected to your whining and  her better half coming home from work acting as though he had gone to war and battled the Nazis on his way back. In this testosterone filled home you and your dad would impatiently wait for the food cooked by your mom and if that wasn’t hard enough she would be subjected to hear you both complain because the food wasn’t good enough and she has no right to defend herself as that’s the only “one job” she has, to cook and clean.

At last you move out of the house anxious to meet parasites like yourself, but not the ones who understood that this parasitic behavior was wrong because those ideas were false and that women are “equal”, so associating with them would be a sin and they would corrupt your mind with their “toxic” ideas. On your journey you meet new people and aren’t excessively upbeat on observing women work at the same position as you or higher since they don’t merit the same as men because they are extremely doltish and and extra emotional which puts them at the lowest place on the “social ladder”, however you would get even more baffled when you would see them dissenting into the city requesting their rights and asking for equality because lets be honest women don’t deserve all this, they aren’t equal to men and men would always be more powerful and superior to women.

You carry on with your parasitic life never understanding the struggle of being a woman and loathing the developments made for and by them since it shocks you to believe that someday they could be considered the same as you. Over the years you make little parasitic babies with your unappreciated wife until one day one of your parasitic offspring grows up and understands the struggle and rights of women forcing him to abandon the ideology taught to him by his sexist father and making him join women on their journey to equality and at the same time tainting you and your family’s ideas and image.